Too many thoughts, head full

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pennie-dreadful
pussyronin

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

midnightmadwoman

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

nilkadnaquada

???

wolf-dog-freki

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argumate

the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined

where were you when you wrote this post?  just curious

argumate

I was in the library reading Seneca in the original Latin.